POeTRy By ChAS (AND FRIENDS)
alligator snout
powerful and strong
what it's all about
bite animals x100
they see it and shout
but its too late
it ripped their heart out
by CHAS
thirteen alligators wiggling
watch them pop/squeal when they get excited
i look at them, giggling
it was just to distract me, then i got bited
by CHAS
We took a vacation
along the way we came to be
at the four corners of four states
virginia, massachusetts, wyoming, and nepal
dad never drove drunk again.
by JOEY
oh mighty dorsey
why must you run
when you know being a horsey
is so much more fun
by CHAS
a true introvert, from socializing he hid
treated as worthless, much like a kid
and that baby shed not a tear when it was dropped
but preston did.
by BEAU
of cock, she was fond
lips and flesh formed quite the bond
she knew she'd sucked too many times
when she was jailed for her crimes
and eventually rescued by chas smith
by BEAU
Arnold S, you shouldn't test,
he will blast out of a skyscraper riding a motorcylce straight into a helicopter,
while wearing sunglasses
by BEAU
sometimes i wish that i was a king
because i could do so many more things
with a twist and a snorgle and a crunch of my jaw
i'd fly to the heavens and break every law
the police would be baffled at my muscles and strength
then get hit by my boner of incredible length
a king and his harem is all i would be
at night i'd turn pirate and loot on the sea
a kings life is the best, i don't have any doubt
because they can fly, and thats what its all about
by CHAS
king delicious
give me a taste
sweet nectar nutritious
i drink a whole lake
by CHAS
kings can do anything and everything
including flying
cock your head while i tune my scrote in your ear
by CHAS
A long time ago I liked lizards and shit
I applied at this pet shop, I was a real hit
I took care of animals and cleaned up their poo
the animals were cool, besides one stupid jew
that jew-like animal was a large gecko
it bit my hand; I said "let go!"
on this idea the reptile was not too keen
so he got pissed and ate my spleen
with this ailment I could not work
my boss said so, he's a real jerk
so now I don't work at the pet store
that gecko sure was a fucking whore
by MATT
There white and their Icky
Mysterious and Itchy
They are all together Sicky
The Herpee Family
by GARY
I wish i could jerk off
I would jerk off every night
Now there is only one problem
It would help if i had hands, right?
by GARY
yoyoyoyoyo
its a toy
dont deny that you loved it
girls and boys
gloys.
by JOEY
There once was a pimp from Nantucket
One day he was... oh fuck it
I do not have time to finish this rhyme
So all of you bastards can suck it
by BMONEY
Chas made a blog
Hoes flocked to his log
These hoes he did flog
Then he went for a jog
by BMONEY
trent claimed that poetry
is supposed to make sense
i slapped him in his nutsack
and threw him in a river
by CHAS
sitting in college
i just lie in bed
getting my knowledge
and at night i get head
by CHAS
i sneak up real quietly. ZIIIIIIP. (a little too loud)
as I take them out the sweat drips onto the pillow.
running up the stairs paid off.
letting out a giggle i drop my balls on her face.
that'll be the last time my mom sleeps in my bed.
by BRENDAN
One day we were standing on the hill
And i told my friend to eat this pill
A few minutes later he got weird
A few minutes later I got scared
I saw this strange look in its eyes
Then suddenly we heard some cries
Some fuzzy haired purple things
Approached us with their stings
I pushed my friend into it
But all he did was spit
He yelled my name
They did the same
I looked back
And he got stacked
Laughing I was as i escaped
Boy who could have a shitty fate
A few minutes later
As I became greater
A fuzzy thing appeared
Gees was I scared
It shot a stinger at me
That hit me where I pee
All I did was scream
Then I woke up from my dream
Le End
-Disco Pat
king henry the first
had syphilis the worst
took 50 women to bed
the syphilis they spread
and now with the disease i am cursed
by CHAS
My Asshole
she said that it smelled
i said go to hell
she continued to eat it
but she didn't believe it
it was dirty, but i'll never tell
by CHAS
His dirty fingers wrap around my scrotum as he bends me over the pew
"WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW" he demands.
but I don't really care about that, my ass is bleeding.
I hate confession.
by BRENDAN
"D"o I know where my sock is
"I"ncidently lost in jizz
"S"orry for the mess I made
"C"all me in the morning k'
"O"h what a confusing day
"P"ractically done with this
"A"lrighty time to dismiss
'T"hat is DiScO in the mix
-Disco Pat!
my balls are blue, my dick is pink
i think i need to see a shrink
my ass throbs, my eyes itch
how could i sleep with that male bitch
i sit in the shower trying not to fidget
that is the last time i fuck a gay midget
by BRENDAN
give me a chance
for romance
just one dance
so i can fuck you later
by CHAS
my dorky ex roomate pierre
once fell asleep in his chair
i pulled out my unit
proceeded to tune it
and fired my load in his hair
by BRENDAN
drivin down the road
playin games on cybiko
friend gives me a handia
and helps me beat cylandia
by CHAS
old man tryin to fight
i gave him the finger
he pistol whipped me in the groin
didn't know he's a gunslinger
by CHAS
smegma in my pants
i bite it like an alligator
out come 1000 ants
so i take them off and run
by CHAS
riddle me this
riddle me that
who's afraid of the big black bat
by THE RIDDLER
once i saw a big cow
i pretended i was an indian (said "how")
it raised its eyebrow
thats why i'm a king
by CHAS
unlucky girl, really drunk, wanted to fuck, thought she was getting layed tonight, he acted gay throughout foreplay, she wanted to get to bidness so bent over like a weak-kneed foal and his put his balls into her asshole
by ALLEN
i made a new blog
it is reaaaally cool
swallow some smog
and lick up my drool
by CHAS
