alligator snout
powerful and strong
what it's all about
bite animals x100
they see it and shout
but its too late
it ripped their heart out
by CHAS ¶11:57 PM

thirteen alligators wiggling
watch them pop/squeal when they get excited
i look at them, giggling
it was just to distract me, then i got bited
by CHAS ¶10:34 PM

We took a vacation
along the way we came to be
at the four corners of four states
virginia, massachusetts, wyoming, and nepal
dad never drove drunk again.
by JOEY ¶12:24 PM

oh mighty dorsey
why must you run
when you know being a horsey
is so much more fun
by CHAS ¶1:27 AM

a true introvert, from socializing he hid
treated as worthless, much like a kid
and that baby shed not a tear when it was dropped
but preston did.
by BEAU ¶10:45 PM

of cock, she was fond
lips and flesh formed quite the bond
she knew she'd sucked too many times
when she was jailed for her crimes
and eventually rescued by chas smith
by BEAU ¶10:35 PM

Arnold S, you shouldn't test,
he will blast out of a skyscraper riding a motorcylce straight into a helicopter,
while wearing sunglasses
by BEAU ¶10:29 PM

sometimes i wish that i was a king
because i could do so many more things
with a twist and a snorgle and a crunch of my jaw
i'd fly to the heavens and break every law
the police would be baffled at my muscles and strength
then get hit by my boner of incredible length
a king and his harem is all i would be
at night i'd turn pirate and loot on the sea
a kings life is the best, i don't have any doubt
because they can fly, and thats what its all about
by CHAS ¶4:07 PM

king delicious
give me a taste
sweet nectar nutritious
i drink a whole lake
by CHAS ¶2:39 PM

kings can do anything and everything
including flying
cock your head while i tune my scrote in your ear
by CHAS ¶2:32 PM

A long time ago I liked lizards and shit
I applied at this pet shop, I was a real hit
I took care of animals and cleaned up their poo
the animals were cool, besides one stupid jew
that jew-like animal was a large gecko
it bit my hand; I said "let go!"
on this idea the reptile was not too keen
so he got pissed and ate my spleen
with this ailment I could not work
my boss said so, he's a real jerk
so now I don't work at the pet store
that gecko sure was a fucking whore
by MATT ¶10:10 PM

There white and their Icky
Mysterious and Itchy
They are all together Sicky
The Herpee Family
by GARY ¶10:03 PM

I wish i could jerk off
I would jerk off every night
Now there is only one problem
It would help if i had hands, right?
by GARY ¶9:30 PM

yoyoyoyoyo
its a toy
dont deny that you loved it
girls and boys
gloys.
by JOEY ¶2:38 PM

There once was a pimp from Nantucket
One day he was... oh fuck it
I do not have time to finish this rhyme
So all of you bastards can suck it
by BMONEY ¶2:06 PM

Chas made a blog
Hoes flocked to his log
These hoes he did flog
Then he went for a jog
by BMONEY ¶2:05 PM

trent claimed that poetry
is supposed to make sense
i slapped him in his nutsack
and threw him in a river
by CHAS ¶9:55 AM

sitting in college
i just lie in bed
getting my knowledge
and at night i get head
by CHAS ¶9:45 AM

i sneak up real quietly. ZIIIIIIP. (a little too loud)
as I take them out the sweat drips onto the pillow.
running up the stairs paid off.
letting out a giggle i drop my balls on her face.
that'll be the last time my mom sleeps in my bed.
by BRENDAN ¶12:04 AM

One day we were standing on the hill
And i told my friend to eat this pill
A few minutes later he got weird
A few minutes later I got scared
I saw this strange look in its eyes
Then suddenly we heard some cries
Some fuzzy haired purple things
Approached us with their stings
I pushed my friend into it
But all he did was spit
He yelled my name
They did the same
I looked back
And he got stacked
Laughing I was as i escaped
Boy who could have a shitty fate
A few minutes later
As I became greater
A fuzzy thing appeared
Gees was I scared
It shot a stinger at me
That hit me where I pee
All I did was scream
Then I woke up from my dream

Le End
-Disco Pat
¶12:01 AM